dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

loveesweden:

This is too good not to reblog! 

natastictherock:

markssailingthecrisscolfership:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

OH MY FUCKING GOD

💜

poopflow:

so i was on my computer and my mom comes up and sees my tabs and 

she STARTed SCREAMING OMG and I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT ITS MY BLOG 

hobbit0125:

Aidan Turner as an elf. I imagined son of Elrond.
Well….:-) no no I’ve done. Haha

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

gettingsomewherehealthy:

whoreignssupreme:

XtinaFeels #17/ She doesn’t play the curvy vs skinny game.

She’s a woman for women. She won’t trash other body types to make herself/others feel more beautiful or superior. I love this about her.

Very cool that she makes the point CLEAR: All women are beautiful!

suddenly-a-hobbit:

i love how in all the promo pictures for The Hobbit, Bilbo is all like

when actually he’s more like

I HATE HELPING LITTLE KIDS WITH HOMEWORK BECAUSE IT’S SO EASY BUT THEY JUST DONT GET IT 

iwillchangew8:

Where the hell are the boys?